Personality:
The Ninja Mouse
We all can
already tell from the title, that this next person is going to be awesome, so
I’m going to just cut to the chase with this person. You know when you hang
with a group of friends and you all put your opinion into a certain
conversation, well everyone that is, except for this one person, who quite
frankly, hasn’t said a word the entire time. You only just noticed they were
there and didn’t even realize they showed up.
That’s what
I love about people like that. They aren’t rude about anything and rarely voice
their opinion, yet they have some of the best moments when they say stuff
because they carefully choose their words rather than just spout them out like
I do 99.8953% of the time. Because most times, I just say what first comes to
my mind which is never a good thing and has indeed gotten me into some sticky
situations I had to fight my way out of, I’m not gonna lie to you guys it was
hard. Anyways, the codename: Ninja Mouse is a very cautious and quiet person,
but as the name also suggests, they can be deadly. I swear I could be in a
completely silent room with no distractions and still would not be able to tell
when they were sneaking up behind me. I swear these people have been trained
since birth to not make a single physical sound (At which point a baby in a
ninja suit crawling through the halls silently comes to mind) because its seems
like they make no effort whatsoever, it’s just natural. They also seem to have
a knack for saying the perfect things at the best times because I have heard
several replies by Ninja Mouse’s before and all of them made me die of laughter
and then be resurrected again. For instance, one time, at the very beginning of
class the teacher (6th or 7th grade at this time I can’t
remember exactly, and it was my L.A. class) told us that we should be expecting
the arrival of a new student any minute, she barely started class when the new
kid stepped in. He seemed to be kind of a depressed kid, who was very stylish
and not very attentive, and the teacher didn’t even wait for him to find his
desk before she bombarded him with questions: “So what’s your name? Where are
you from? Have you been in this school district before? Did you guys just move
here from out of state? Do you like L.A.? And I swear to you she asked all of
these in the span of about 30 seconds which gave him close to no time to
respond. She finally took a break from talking and instead of answering any of
her questions, he instead, got back up, grabbed his backpack, walked to the
front of the room, and proceeded to pick up the stapler. At which point he
STAPLED HIS OWN LEFT HAND, turned to the teacher and said: “I’m going to the
nurse.” And left without another word.
To all you
Ninja Mouse’s out there with people who tell you that you’re too quiet, quite
frankly I enjoy your kind very much because you provide my life with so much
entertainment on a daily basis and I don’t want you to change a bit. As always
I must say, Dear Ninja Mouse… We salute you. As always guys, thanks for reading
and have a great night! Love you.
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